"Are you kidding me?" That's what my friend Alex said when I told him that I was going to a concert with Mexican pop groups reunited OV7 and Kabá. Then again the setting was not beneficial to making such a statement. This last Saturday I went to a metal gig at a bar in León. The kind of metal where you can't grasp the melody and you can't understand a thing of what they're singing(?). Among others, this band played, a nice bunch of fellas of which I know one of the guitarists superficially (they should start touring Europe any day now).
Well, I wasn't kidding. Unfortunately. I said afterwards that yesterday's pop concert probably would have been more appealing to my six year old daughter than it was to me. But I do now understand why they were looking at me funny.
This is hilarious. If you are a male pretending to be female you will soon be able to compete in the olympics. Along with all the other girls! Yay!
While the west is figuring out how to keep the sexes separated in sports, but then again not quite, ISIS bulldozes down old christian monasteries. Different priorities i guess.
We asked an opinion of the head honcho: "I don't understand a word of this article. What is a trans man? Is that a guy pretending to be a girl, or a girl pretending to be a guy? And what does "outsports" stand for anyways? Incomprehensible!"
Then again, we didn't expect the head honcho to ever understand anything gay.
Even European politicians are starting to acknowledge that this whole importing of a new muslim lower class into the welfare states of Europe thing, may not have been such a great idea. The Dutch prime minister for instance says the immigrant crisis in Europe must be solved in 6 to 8 weeks. Not sure what he means by solving it, but at least it's a reaction.
In the meantime, Dutch men (well, males) show their support to German women who've been sexually assaulted by muslim immigrants by wearing short skirts in public. Gees, that'll give the criminals second thoughts. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned mob rioting? In contrast, ISIS deals with christian landmarks with the aid of bulldozers. Short skirts vs. bulldozers. Who do you think is winning?
Anyways, Israeli politicians are a lot more clear-sighted than the majority of their European counterparts. Israel Nation News cites Moshe Feiglin, leader of the Zehut party:
"The Muslims who leave their home countries seek Germany, Sweden and Finland not just for financial reasons, he speculated. "There is something much deeper at play here. Western Europe is actually the most secular place in the world. Most of humanity believes in God – the US, too, is mostly populated by believers. Western Europe is an island of atheism; the situation there is reversed."
Yep. In Sweden (probably all of Europe) it is highly unfashionable to subscribe to any traditional European faith such as christianity or, God forbid, Asatro. Israel Nation News continues:
""This is a culture that has removed God from its consciousness. It took God out of the game and locked Him up in museums," Feiglin theorized. "The pressure of the Allahu Akbar culture bursts naturally into the irreligious vacuum – it is a matter of physics, really. Of intercontinental maleness and femaleness.""
There is probably something to it. Western man has replaced his spirituality with void, dull and damaging political dogma. What has this to do with ulbator? Because ulbator is here to fill the emptiness. To reinstall confidence in the western man. To help you once again walk with your back straight. To encourage you to call bullshit when you see it. To make you once again irresistible to fecund girls. Be proud to be a man. Be proud of your European heritage. Be proud to be ulbator.
"My friend over there wants to get to know you but she's not sure if you want to." The head honcho answers: "Does she have any cigarettes? I've run out." Uncontainable sexiness is of low supply and in high demand. So if you possess it, you'd better make damn sure that you're properly rewarded when sharing it. Or at the very least, make sure they get you a fag. You don't want to sell yourself short.
"You are very handsome, can I take a picture with you? I'll give you my number, call me if you ever want to go to San Miguel." Head honcho's reply? "I've already been to San Miguel." Which is true. Plenty of times.
Two girls, one with a "Sleep all day, Party all night" t-shirt sit on a bench across the sidewalk. They take photos without asking and giggle slightly louder than they should, hoping that I catch them in the act. The head honcho's response? Spreading the legs a little further apart, intentionally. Smoke starts to rise from the telephone. Capacity overload. Too hot to handle.
Common denominator for all three events: elite t-shirt and that leather vest prototype. Uncontainable sexiness is not for everyone. Wearing ulbator may prove a double edged sword: You will feel more "gender appropriate" but may have to put up with giggling girls. You will feel confident in the durability of your clothes but every now and then you'll have to reject girls that can't control their hormones. Tough deal, we know. Here's a link to the store.
For kids ages 15 - 19 in Sweden, there are now 123 males on every 100 females. By and large a consequence of the on going immigration crisis in Europe. In China, that same ratio is 117 males to every 100 females.
A Hillary Clinton interview was published by Time Magazine recently. Her response to the question if there's any other international leader that she admires and might want to "emulate" if elected president was: "Well, I have to say that I highly admire Angela Merkel." We have to ask the Americans out there: Does this statement inspire confidence in this day and age? We're not american, but it's not hard to guess who the head honcho would vote for. The aforementioned German chancellor was, btw, awarded the "Person of the Year" award, also from Time Magazine. Now before you reach for your vomiting bag, remember that said award may, or may not be a honorable one. Ms. Merkel is the fourth German to be awarded the title. The first was Adolf Hitler.
Again, count on ulbator to tell it like it is.
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