... or we could just call it "videos" is a new section that we just opened at the website. It can be found under "About".
And there you can enjoy our grandiose promotional video. You should probably bookmark it. You should probably tell all of your friends and loved ones about it. You don't want to keep this jewel of a piece all to yourself, do you?
I present to you ulbator's first promotional video. In this piece of art, we focus on two of our products (short for the kind of guy who likes to do sports, but will also have a beer and a couple of cigarettes every now and then, and for the elite t-shirt) and some of our most important core values. I have embedded the video below for your pleasure, and here's the direct link to the video on our youtube channel. You may very well say that it is as much educational as it is promotional.
Check it out!
us at ulbator feel as if the sex specifications provided by Facebook don't appropriately describe the complex facets of our personality. This blog entry is to be considered an official pledge to you to include more gender options when setting up an account. Specifically, we would like "He-Man" to become an available option. Furthermore, we request you add more options for male variations such as "Spineless person of male gender", "City boy" or "Boy to Wimp" to better represent the diversity of the male personality palette.
If you don't come through with this, you are hurting our feelings.
While you anxiously await ulbator's grandiose and tide-changing promotional video, here's a link to kill some time for you. Apparently, not being pro-gay (lesbian, bi, trans, whatever - the amount of sexes we need to define ourselves these days causes the giggles at ulbator) is a good enough a reason to fired as C.E.O for Mozilla.
My take on the subject? There is not a bigger non-issue for the ulbator head honcho in current politics than so called gay-rights. Ulbator is for the strong, not for the weaklings in need of a master or legislation for protection. Ulbator is for individuals, not sheep succumbing to to heard behavior. While we don't have anything against gays, let's be honest: there are few gays who qualify as carriers of the ulbator brand. Ulbator is "not for pussies" and at least judging from the article linked above, there are quite a few of them in the pro-homo camp.
As far as the innumerable amount of genders (old news this one, but it ties in neatly with the Silicon Valley headline) suddenly necessary to describe our persona go - the ulbator head honcho is generally a friend of simplicity and for him the terms Man and Woman do good enough a job of explaining what sex you belong to for pretty much all practical purposes. Now, ulbator doesn't discriminate against any particular sexual preference. Ulbator discriminates against ball-lessness, and we have no qualms about that whatsoever. Don't be one of the idiots preaching special rights for whatever minority, sexual or otherwise, is trendiest at the moment. Grow a pair. Be ulbator.
P.S. The first 20 (roughly) seconds of the ulbator promotional video are pretty much done. It progresses a little bit with each day, and it is turning out mighty fine. The work is quite inspiring, and I have to make a conscious effort to not blabber about it all day and reveal too much about it. In spite of all the secrecy and hype, stay patient!
Not for Pussies!