A recent post provides thoughtful advice for men who want to become eligible for government affirmative action programs: pretend that you are gay. Wouldn't work for the head honcho though. No one would believe him.
If you live in the west, what I am about to write may be shocking to you so I want to encourage readers to take a couple of deep breaths before reading on. A recent study (written by some hateful prick, I bet) has found that men and women are different. And fundamentally so. And not in a "mere" (I'm not sure why "mere" would have to precede physical, but let's not stray aside) physical sense, but in a personality sense. The dimensions where the biggest gender discrepancies were found were: Sensitivity, Warmth and Apprehension all of which were higher among the fairer sex. Emotional Stability, Dominance, Rule-Consciousness and Vigilance were all higher among males. We don't want to point our finger or anything (I'm lying, we DO want to point our finger), but these personality traits look a whole lot like the classic characteristics of the sexes, that are forbidden to utter nowadays.
What does the head honcho have to say about personality differences between men and women? "They forgot to list silliness, fragility and unreliability as predominant female traits". And there it is, laid down before us.
Pretty much every time a Mexican male finds out that I am Swedish, he will make a comment on Swedish women, how beautiful they are and how he would love to hook up with one. True, Swedish women are beautiful but Mexican women aren't too shabby either. I guess that the attraction toward what is exotic is universal. Anyways, it turns out that the Swedish female's guy-preference has been deciphered! And lo and behold, the man she yearns for is: a sexy criminal.
It turns out that in Sweden, native motherland of the head honcho mind you, criminals have more offspring than non-criminals. They have more sexual partners. And although less likely to marry in the first place, they are more likely to re-marry, should they ever divorce.
Ulbator is all about making the world a more loving and sexier place. And after having read the report, I now know what advice to give any Mexican who seeks to hook up with a Swedish woman: "Toss that university degree out the window and go steal a car!"
For all the (Swedish) women out there: The ulbator head honcho performing some illegal urban climbing activities. Dressed from head to... ankles in ulbator.
The first ever ulbator user picture!
And as you would expect the proud bearer is poppa ulbator, i.e the head honcho's dad. You can see where we got our flexing skills from - way to go dad! This is a proud day for the head honcho, so much so that his otherwise iron expression was humbled for a bit (just a bit, no need to get carried away). And let me tell you this: that is an XL t-shirt, of which the old man manages to completely fill out the arm. What of today's weak hipster youth can make such claims? Definitely worthy of wearing ulbator. Are you?
We are mighty proud of pa'.
... takes place in Sweden. The topic of the debate is how a supposed "kulturman" (meaning a man working in culture production, link in Swedish) has benefited unduly from "social structures" within society. He is portrayed as someone who is admired for his art, powerful and, and this seems to be what really bugs the author, with "too vast moral liberty".
The head honcho yawns disinterestedly: "Poets and painters are not nearly as entertaining as jesters and dwarves, anyway".
Not for Pussies!