The much anticipated VD Shirt is now available for purchase to the general public. There are pictures in the store, an anecdote on how it came to life and some suggestions on how to best wear it. Along with the launch, we have made some minor changes to the layout of the store; it now has a new front page, from which you can choose which item you want to review. The "store" option on the menu also creates a little drop down menu, from which you can navigate on to the item of your choice.
The VD Shirt will make men more attractive, but as all ulbator creations, it was created with an activity in mind. Its heavy 100% cotton fabric, sturdy design and reliable construction allows for a wear and tear proof shirt, ideal for hunting and the outdoors. The chest pockets are also big enough to fit a couple of shotgun shells and a pack of smokes.
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These two pictures show our great leader, the ulbator Head Honcho, walking around on some junk yard, wearing a VD Shirt.
At about 3:00 a.m. one of the most frequently used vehicles of the ulbator stable; the Glorious Chevy Pop (commonly referred to as the "egg", for obvious reasons) was vandalized by some drugged out kid, as rumor has it. If you happen to know anything about this event, please do not advise the authorities, as the head honcho would like to personally squeeze the perpetrator's black soul out of his filthy body (like this?).
On to happier news: today is Father's day. For all fathers out there, this should be a day of great pride. And in a day and age where wimpyness is rewarded, we find great peace and comfort in knowing that on this day there is a whole army of ulbator men celebrating the passing on of strength, courage and bloodthirst to their kin. And if you don't yet have children, it has been said that you can always celebrate being a "papacito" (we can help you with that). Enormous props to the fathers of the world who still take their job seriously. Happy father's day!
The head honcho was caught in public this weekend, shopping for pirated dvd movies and cashew nuts at Guanajuato's Mercado Hidalgo. The world keeps it's breath when the head honcho acts, but this time around we were even more interested what he wore than what he did. That ridiculously sweet black biker vest. Did we just get a sneak peek of a future ulbator release? Why no official statement from the ulbator head quarters regarding this issue? Full grain or top grain? So many questions...
We approached the Pirated DVD Merchant, to at least gain some insight regarding the honcho's movie preferences. Hollywood action movies? Romantic Comedy? Difficult Scandinavian drama? The merchant answered: "Nah, he mumbled something about how porn was better during the VHS era".
By the way, that's a VD shirt underneath. Launching any day now.
Not for Pussies!