A new project is on the verge of completion at the ulbator facilities. It goes under the working name "VD shirt" but the story behind that name are not yet made official. We were able to get our hand on some clandestine photos of what seems to be the head honcho wearing a late prototype. Stay tuned for more news.
Throughout the years, we've seen professional athletes who got caught using steroids get banned from competition, being stripped of their records and medals, and having to cry on Oprah. Amateurs. In 2014, the way to avoid penalization if you get caught on 'roids when competing in sports: "file a complaint with the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal". That's right. Juicing is ok when competing if you don't "feel" as your gender - i.e. if you're female but use hormone therapy in an attempt to become male.
What does the head honcho have to say on the matter? He was quite stunned actually, almost humbled as he muttered: "I've never been interested in female sports, but those are some really impressive lifts for a girl."
We leave you with, um, pioneer trans athlete Dora (Hermann) Ratjen who broke the female high jump world record in 1938.
Some researchers wanted to explain fashion. Fashion is for women. But ulbator's operating in a related industy was reason enough for the linked report to catch our attention. And as expected, our conclusion after reading the article is that ulbator, although as macho as they come, indeed is a highly fashionable brand. In the words of the authors: "maximum fashionableness is attained when outfits are neither too coordinated nor too different. In other words, fashionable outfits are those that are moderately matched". That is the exact explanation that I would use for the photos in our store.
It might be of the public's general interest to know that one of the head honcho's earliest job titles, before being awarded the unsurpassable title of head honcho at ulbator, was "fashion engineer" at a blooming clothing company.
Three shades of head honcho - not too coordinated, nor too different. Straight from the store.
It is everywhere. A slap on the butt or a sexy comment from the head honcho, though - now that is another story. That is something that all women yearn for, but few women are fortunate enough to experience.
Not for Pussies!