So the next time some corporate schmuck wants to command you and throws management platitudes your way just nod calmly, pretend to agree for a minute and then let the relief of total outcome independence grasp you. Save your worrying for the projects in your life that are actually important to you. You are unlikely to find those within a corporate setting.
Ulbator is about grabbing the bull by the horns down the shaky road of independence. We are about showing our longest finger to the establishment, and from up really close. We are not a mere bundle of products, we are not merely a brand. We are a movement, an ideal. We are a takeover, a hostile takeover. Now go grow a pair and start getting out of line.