Nature works in mysterious ways and we do best in heeding her call. When we ignore her or try to legislate her away, depression, illness and even death ensues. Ulbator's official stance is that of happiness, love and passion. All of which, we believe, are achieved by adhering to what nature intended for us.
I say farewell with a sexy pic. Remember, because it has never rung truer: Improve fecundity - wear ulbator.