The head honcho was caught in public this weekend, shopping for pirated dvd movies and cashew nuts at Guanajuato's Mercado Hidalgo. The world keeps it's breath when the head honcho acts, but this time around we were even more interested what he wore than what he did. That ridiculously sweet black biker vest. Did we just get a sneak peek of a future ulbator release? Why no official statement from the ulbator head quarters regarding this issue? Full grain or top grain? So many questions...
We approached the Pirated DVD Merchant, to at least gain some insight regarding the honcho's movie preferences. Hollywood action movies? Romantic Comedy? Difficult Scandinavian drama? The merchant answered: "Nah, he mumbled something about how porn was better during the VHS era".
By the way, that's a VD shirt underneath. Launching any day now.
Not for Pussies!