"Are you kidding me?" That's what my friend Alex said when I told him that I was going to a concert with Mexican pop groups reunited OV7 and Kabá. Then again the setting was not beneficial to making such a statement. This last Saturday I went to a metal gig at a bar in León. The kind of metal where you can't grasp the melody and you can't understand a thing of what they're singing(?). Among others, this band played, a nice bunch of fellas of which I know one of the guitarists superficially (they should start touring Europe any day now).
Well, I wasn't kidding. Unfortunately. I said afterwards that yesterday's pop concert probably would have been more appealing to my six year old daughter than it was to me. But I do now understand why they were looking at me funny.
This is hilarious. If you are a male pretending to be female you will soon be able to compete in the olympics. Along with all the other girls! Yay!
While the west is figuring out how to keep the sexes separated in sports, but then again not quite, ISIS bulldozes down old christian monasteries. Different priorities i guess.
We asked an opinion of the head honcho: "I don't understand a word of this article. What is a trans man? Is that a guy pretending to be a girl, or a girl pretending to be a guy? And what does "outsports" stand for anyways? Incomprehensible!"
Then again, we didn't expect the head honcho to ever understand anything gay.
Even European politicians are starting to acknowledge that this whole importing of a new muslim lower class into the welfare states of Europe thing, may not have been such a great idea. The Dutch prime minister for instance says the immigrant crisis in Europe must be solved in 6 to 8 weeks. Not sure what he means by solving it, but at least it's a reaction.
In the meantime, Dutch men (well, males) show their support to German women who've been sexually assaulted by muslim immigrants by wearing short skirts in public. Gees, that'll give the criminals second thoughts. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned mob rioting? In contrast, ISIS deals with christian landmarks with the aid of bulldozers. Short skirts vs. bulldozers. Who do you think is winning?
Anyways, Israeli politicians are a lot more clear-sighted than the majority of their European counterparts. Israel Nation News cites Moshe Feiglin, leader of the Zehut party:
"The Muslims who leave their home countries seek Germany, Sweden and Finland not just for financial reasons, he speculated. "There is something much deeper at play here. Western Europe is actually the most secular place in the world. Most of humanity believes in God – the US, too, is mostly populated by believers. Western Europe is an island of atheism; the situation there is reversed."
Yep. In Sweden (probably all of Europe) it is highly unfashionable to subscribe to any traditional European faith such as christianity or, God forbid, Asatro. Israel Nation News continues:
""This is a culture that has removed God from its consciousness. It took God out of the game and locked Him up in museums," Feiglin theorized. "The pressure of the Allahu Akbar culture bursts naturally into the irreligious vacuum – it is a matter of physics, really. Of intercontinental maleness and femaleness.""
There is probably something to it. Western man has replaced his spirituality with void, dull and damaging political dogma. What has this to do with ulbator? Because ulbator is here to fill the emptiness. To reinstall confidence in the western man. To help you once again walk with your back straight. To encourage you to call bullshit when you see it. To make you once again irresistible to fecund girls. Be proud to be a man. Be proud of your European heritage. Be proud to be ulbator.
"My friend over there wants to get to know you but she's not sure if you want to." The head honcho answers: "Does she have any cigarettes? I've run out." Uncontainable sexiness is of low supply and in high demand. So if you possess it, you'd better make damn sure that you're properly rewarded when sharing it. Or at the very least, make sure they get you a fag. You don't want to sell yourself short.
"You are very handsome, can I take a picture with you? I'll give you my number, call me if you ever want to go to San Miguel." Head honcho's reply? "I've already been to San Miguel." Which is true. Plenty of times.
Two girls, one with a "Sleep all day, Party all night" t-shirt sit on a bench across the sidewalk. They take photos without asking and giggle slightly louder than they should, hoping that I catch them in the act. The head honcho's response? Spreading the legs a little further apart, intentionally. Smoke starts to rise from the telephone. Capacity overload. Too hot to handle.
Common denominator for all three events: elite t-shirt and that leather vest prototype. Uncontainable sexiness is not for everyone. Wearing ulbator may prove a double edged sword: You will feel more "gender appropriate" but may have to put up with giggling girls. You will feel confident in the durability of your clothes but every now and then you'll have to reject girls that can't control their hormones. Tough deal, we know. Here's a link to the store.
For kids ages 15 - 19 in Sweden, there are now 123 males on every 100 females. By and large a consequence of the on going immigration crisis in Europe. In China, that same ratio is 117 males to every 100 females.
A Hillary Clinton interview was published by Time Magazine recently. Her response to the question if there's any other international leader that she admires and might want to "emulate" if elected president was: "Well, I have to say that I highly admire Angela Merkel." We have to ask the Americans out there: Does this statement inspire confidence in this day and age? We're not american, but it's not hard to guess who the head honcho would vote for. The aforementioned German chancellor was, btw, awarded the "Person of the Year" award, also from Time Magazine. Now before you reach for your vomiting bag, remember that said award may, or may not be a honorable one. Ms. Merkel is the fourth German to be awarded the title. The first was Adolf Hitler.
Again, count on ulbator to tell it like it is.
Swedish politicians and policy makers, so you want to update your immigration policy to something a little bit more 2016? Here's a quick how to provided by us at ulbator, in three easy steps (easy enough for a politician, even) with links and all:
1) Copy the statement from this webpage (perhaps ask for permission first).
2) Enter google translate and paste the text. Make sure it is set from English to Swedish.
3) Copy the results (make sure you copy from the rightmost rectangle) and paste it into the immigration policy section of your party's webpage.
In the wake of the mass-scale sexual assaults on young women and girls on new-year's eve in Cologne, seemingly conducted by Middle Eastern and North African immigrants, similar events from Sweden have been reported. Also on New Year's eve, at least nine girls (most of them under the age of 18) were sexually groped in the small town of Kalmar. And we were just recently informed about gropings in Central Stockholm during an music festival in August of girls as young as 13. We did not hear about the latter until just a few days ago because of what seems to be a cover-up from the police and one of Sweden's biggest news papers: DN. If European immigration policy nowadays is upside down, Sweden's ditto is the worst of them all. We'll let JK Rowling's statement regarding the assaults provide a telling example of the establishment's view on the state of things. Same ol', same ol'.
Advocating restricted immigration policy within the sensitive Swedish climate of debate will nowadays have you labeled a racist. In fact, the cover-ups by the police on reporting this summer's Stockholm gropings are stated to have occurred in fear of increasing support for the only immigration skeptical party of the cabinet, the "Sweden Democrats" (often referred to as the "Racist Party" by the enlightened). If this is true, the hush-hush about the events was consciously intended to restrict the democratic process. Which makes total sense for those of us who'd choose the one right opinion over unbiased reporting by the media any day. The one right opinion in the name of diversity of course. Mexicans have asked us the question "why do you live in Mexico, and what do you like about it enough to not go back to Sweden?" thousands of times by now. If we didn't feel like talking we'd just say something like the weather, the food or the women. But the real reason is that one is still entitled to hold his own opinion in Mexico even if it deviates from the norm. Which is not the case in today's open minded and enlightened Sweden.
But fear not, ulbator is here to lay it down and create order out of the confusion. We have discussed the topic of European and Swedish immigration policy for several months now and the consensus is very strong. Very strong among both white, yellow and brown (not a lot of blacks in Mexico): It makes no sense to replace your population and your culture, and even less so when the verdict has already fallen regarding the economic and social problems it creates. So rest assured that restricted immigration is not only a white thing. It is at the very least a white, yellow and brown thing. And it is ulbator confirmed.
We have asked the head honcho if he wasn't concerned with being labeled a racist. His response: "I don't give a shit. The bar has been set so low to be called a racist nowadays, too low to bother."
To wrap up, below is a helpful list of key phrases for anyone who wants to do some groping in Germany, provided to you by one of the arrested gropers (link to source).
Ma' and Pa' came over for Christmas and New Year's and we went travelling all over the place. Zacatecas, Bernal, Jalpan, Xilitla, Huasteca Potosina, Mazamitla. Fun times riding around in the glorious chevy egg. Here are some pictures:
Though not the sentimental bunch the passing away of motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister did get to us in a way. We've been forced to realize there won't be another motörhead concert at "Karen" in Göteborg. Probably the head honcho's favorite band, here's one of the best rock songs and one of the most kick ass music videos ever.
Not for Pussies!