Late last night the final touches were made to the most recent video in the ulbator inspirational series. We follow the head honcho to the Mexican sierra on a bow and arrow hunt. The brand new VD Shirt is displayed in it's true element - the wilderness.
To us at ulbator, the prime principle when we engineer our products, the most treasured characteristic if you will, is robustness. Robustness and her sister reliability. The VD Shirt's construction is very true to that ideal. We don't bother with fancy materials that "breathe", specific pockets for your smart phone or other fleeing features. Just a simple solid construction and an excellent cut, built out of a heavy and durable cotton fabric. Robust. Reliable.
An interesting fact: the Head Honcho broke his wooden longbow when shooting the material for this video. Even unarmed his presence means danger: the day after breaking said longbow he nailed a squirrel with a slingshot. When facing adversity and against all odds, the ulbator man will find a way. So we decided to call this video "Command the Wild".
The music is from the movie "Ronja Rövardotter", which btw boasts one of the best soundtracks ever.
In the US, there is actually such a thing as an Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing Act. Sickos. We started to read the government notice, but trying to say Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing three times in a row real quick proved to be more interesting than digging into the detail.
The department in charge (HUD - the Department of Housing and Urban Development) include in their mission statement the promotion of "inclusive communities". In contrast, straight from the ulbator about pages: "Ulbator does not bother with being inclusive - Ulbator is exclusive and only for the few deserving of wearing our mark."
He's a bully.
It turns out that bullies are healthier, enjoy a higher social status and are more complete as individuals than by-standers and the bullied. Throughout the evolution, the bully has been able to improve his sexual opportunities, his mental health and his physical protection. Apart from ulbator-clad men then, women seem to fancy men with some oppressor qualities, which should come as no surprise.
So if you're horny, bully on.
Not for Pussies!