In the media, the major focus of yesterday's world cup semi final between Brazil and Germany was on the former's defeat and the subsequent mourning of Brazilians. Ulbator, always favoring the positive stance, would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the German national soccer team on their 7-1 win against Brazil yesterday and a very convincing step towards winning the world title. That and make an announcement, one that may be even bigger for Germany than their outstanding semi-final performance. Ulbator's "short for the kind of guy who likes to do sports but will also have a cigarette every now and then" was inspired by German 80's soccer players. When still in it's planning stages, the ulbator head honcho described his inner vision thusly to one of his peers: "this would be the kind of short that you would expect an 80's German soccer player to wear", expressing the superior appeal of 80's German soccer aesthetics compared to, say, contemporary basketball. That would make two good news for the German soccer team in less than 24 hours. Congratulations!
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