The ulbator head honcho's (me) foremost buddy, and the third person ever to throw on a pair of "short for the kind of guy who likes to do sports but will also have a beer and a couple of cigarettes every now and then" became a father yesterday. I know it is not mine to announce, but my joyful state wouldn't let me keep it to myself. This is the official ulbator recognition and congratulation to the event.
At ulbator, we are very much in favor of love, family making and the promotion of elite genes. I needn't explain how that is beneficial from a societal standpoint, but it also ensures the long term survival of our brand and our cause. More "ulbator'ittes" now mean plenty of "ulbator'ites" later.
On my personal- and on ulbator's behalf, the most sincere congratulations to my buddy, his beautiful wife and their newly born!
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