Why isn't ulbator for everyone? Why aren't you making an effort to rub everybody the right way? Why is ulbator "not for pussies"? Because rats say so.
At ulbator we are very sensitive to the natural order of things. So we really don't need science's approval to validate our posture. Still, it is indeed reinforcing when your gut feeling and conviction receives support from the scientific community. We focus on men, and our mission is to support men in their manly endeavors. The kind of man that will scare the crap out of lab rats (and presumably other creatures). The kind of man that leaves a mark.
Equality is a lie. Therefore you will never see ulbator promoting it. In fact, our business rests upon the distinction between superior Men and lesser males. Ulbator is for the elite, only.
Happy labor day!
Not for Pussies!