Went camping this last weekend. We crossed that plain that I mentioned in a previous post that was the location of a scene in this movie. Brought the machete. And my ax. This ax (/hatchet) was given to me as a Christmas present this last year and it may very well be one of the most beautiful material possessions that I own. A worthy representative of true top-notch Swedish craftsmanship, and it's usefulness and purposefulness only makes it even more beautiful. I don't make any money promoting this ax though, so enough about it.
I go camping about every two to three months and for the last few trips, ever since the first couple of prototypes for our "for the elite" t-shirt came out, that's what I've been wearing when in the outdoors. And it has been holding up really well, even against the stresses placed on it by the wilderness. And against the head honcho playing with logs, rocks and sticks (and axes, machetes and knives) as if he was five years old again. This time around though, it was rainy and damp and even a bit cold during the night. So in my mind I started sketching another garment geared towards camping, wildlife and hunting. That may very well be the next thing that we create at the ulbator installations. Ulbator is for conquerors. And as stated before ulbator will "assist you on your manly quests and endeavors". We already assist you in your lifting. Perhaps, the next frontier for our brand will be assisting you in your conquering of the wilderness...
Just because you are in the woods, that is no excuse to not be performing your strength feats. Quite the contrary; the woods is a place that lends itself very well to strength feats. This log is one half of a fallen tree that was cut in two with the ax introduced above. Proudly dressed in "for the elite" t-shirt, that is still standing strong after log lifting, fire making and rock throwing.
Not for Pussies!