At about 3:00 a.m. one of the most frequently used vehicles of the ulbator stable; the Glorious Chevy Pop (commonly referred to as the "egg", for obvious reasons) was vandalized by some drugged out kid, as rumor has it. If you happen to know anything about this event, please do not advise the authorities, as the head honcho would like to personally squeeze the perpetrator's black soul out of his filthy body (like this?).
On to happier news: today is Father's day. For all fathers out there, this should be a day of great pride. And in a day and age where wimpyness is rewarded, we find great peace and comfort in knowing that on this day there is a whole army of ulbator men celebrating the passing on of strength, courage and bloodthirst to their kin. And if you don't yet have children, it has been said that you can always celebrate being a "papacito" (we can help you with that). Enormous props to the fathers of the world who still take their job seriously. Happy father's day!
Not for Pussies!