​The Ulbator man is used to being among the very best at whatever sport he chooses to pick up. Whether it is weight lifting, playing pick-up soccer with the buddies or performing martial arts, he will make his dominance seem effortless. A beer and a couple of cigarettes afterwards only adds to the perceived effortlessness and superiority of the Ulbator man, to the grief of his opponent.

Do you want to project superiority and invincibility to your opponents, along with raw attractiveness to the fairer sex when doing sports? This short is arguably the best way to do it.

Manufactured within ulbator's manufacturing facilities in Mexico under the strict supervision of the Ulbator Head Honcho himself, our "Short Short" is $17 USD a piece.