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Elite T-Shirt - Grey

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You’ve worked hard for those guns. There’s been a lot of blood, sweat and tears spent to increase the depth of your chest and the width of your back. You even bothered to put your coolest pagan necklace on. Now you want to ruin your (and the womenfolk’s) fun by covering it all up? Didn’t think so.

Our “for the elite” t-shirt was created with the physically superior in mind, the Dobermans rather than the Chihuahuas among us. If your physique is up to it, it will sit a little tighter over the chest. The arms are a little shorter, ending by about ¾ of the shoulder and the neck is a little wider than the norm. These may seem like subtle differences, but they make quite the impact on appearance. Obnoxiously macho. Girls will notice it.

The “for the elite” t-shirt has reinforced seams everywhere that matters, true to sturdy and robust ulbator form. It will be your companion for years to come, putting up with the abuse of the gym, the drinking sessions and the women wanting to tear it off of you. Made out of 100% cotton, it will shrink lengthwise an inch or so the first time you wash it. Don’t worry – they’re all cut with the shrinkage in mind.

Elite starts with a mindset. The body follows. Then the time comes for a “for the elite” t-shirt. At 15 bucks it is a bargain.
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